Couldn't wait another year?
That means it's been 29 years since I last said "five f*ckin' years sitting on the couch and this is the best you could come up with? Oh, and what about all those years you spent slagging off McCArtney for making radio-friendly ersatz Beatle music, you obnoxious, paranoid, self obsessed freak."
Maybe not my exact words, but close. I think I said "you crazy, loveable little box of contradictions you." I've only changed it for dramatic effect.
