Here's an absolutely terrible joke I heard from one of the members of Maxïmo Park...
A dual carriageway walks into a bar, and everyone becomes really nervous and thinks "bloody hell, that thing's pretty big, I hope nothing kicks off". However, the dual carriageway goes up to the bar and orders a drink, and nothing bad happens.
Then, a motorway comes into the bar. Again, everyone thinks "Jesus! That thing's massive! It's actually a bit scary..." But again, the motorway just gets a drink and sits down, so everyone calms down.
Next, a garden path comes into the bar, and everyone looks and thinks "Ha, that's not so bad. I suppose these roads aren't so scary after all." The bartender asks, "Hello there, what can I get you?"
Suddenly, the dual carriageway and the motorway turn around and shout "OH MY GOD! Don't trust him, he's a psycho
path!"
All together now... *Eye roll*
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